ABOUT

Hey, I'm Suzy. I'm the weirdo behind the Cockmarks that you've been holding. What originally started as a funny Christmas gift that I made for my sister-in-law has quickly evolved into a very odd business venture. Once the wood puns started, they just kept coming (see what I did there).

After seemingly normal people thought it was hilarious, I decided to run with the idea and here we are today! Just slinging wooden and plastic cocks out of my garage!

I'm looking forward to expanding, offering more products and continuing to connect with an amazing group of people I've interacted with because of this journey. The people and hearing the giggles- that's been my favorite part!

So thanks for being cool and having a sense of humor. The world needs more laughter and inanimate peens are funny.

xo, Suzy